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[Jan. 29th, 2005|09:50 pm]

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ello ppl.

am annoyed today, have to keep doin stuff for random members of famly. want to go out, but my parents wont let me, i was gunna go round sum1s house uninvited lol. my weekend is boring,and made worse by the fact i have to go back to scholl on monday. i dont wanna wake up early..... waking up at six is stupid.

am also stressed cause.... umm... cant complete chapter 26x on fire emblem!! ebil.... i tell you its ebil!!!!

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[Jan. 25th, 2005|07:00 am]

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GAH.... meesh.....

im bored. have to go to school again...... bah....

Did first feeding yesterday!!! am slightly happier,i love the taste of blood lol.

After my g/f said she would die to be with me, i cant die either, not yet anyway, cause if i did she would, and she deserves to live... unlike me........

bah... rest of update later, have to get off computer. see you later!!!

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HAPPY!!!	[Jan. 24th, 2005\|10:51 am]
i just got three new badges!!!!!one says why be normal one says i love satan and the other says
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[Jan. 24th, 2005|06:50 am]

You Know You're Addicted to Internet When...

You kiss you girlfriend's home page.

Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.

You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.

You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment.

Your dreams are in HTML.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.

You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au"

Your heart races faster and beats irredgularly each time you see a new WWW site address printed on the TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.

You step out of the room and realize that your roomates have moved and you don't have any idea when it happened.

You turn up the volume read loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you.

You wife drapes a blond wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

Looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice that you've been to all of them.

Your dog has its own webpage.

You believe nothing looks sexier than a man in boxer shorts illuminated by a 17" LCD Flat-Panel Monitor.

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

You code your homework in HTML and give your intsructor the URL.

You don't know what sex your three of your closeset friends are, because they have nuetral screennames and you never bothered to ask.

You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger

You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest MP3's off Kazaa Lite.

You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back.

Your virtual girlfriend finds a new sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.

You buy a Captain Kirk Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse.

Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"

The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg.

You put a pillow case over your laptop so your lover doesn't see it while youre pretending to catch your breath.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost you to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

You forget what year it is.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

You ask a doctor to implant a terrabyte in your brain.

Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You start using smileys in your snail mail

You bring a bag lunch to the computer.

You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.

You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

You type faster than you think.

You double click your TV remote.

You can now type over 70 WPM.

You check your e-mail and forget you have real mail.

You go into withdrawals during dinner.

You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.

You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later.

You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.

The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.

You have more browsers than friends in the real world.

You actually say I-M-O and A-T-M to real friends rather than 'in my opinion' and 'at the moment'. And they give you strange looks.

You run four chat programs all at once... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN

You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use.

You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call.

You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.

You're on the phone and say BRB.

The last movie you've seen was on your Quicktime player.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.

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[Jan. 24th, 2005|06:46 am]

You Know You're Addicted to Dragonball Z When...

You can recite every word of the original Japanese DBZ episodes/movies by heart.

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You scream, beg, whine, plead for your parents to order the (expensive!!) Dragon Ball Z games for your Playstation, then when all else fails you threaten to do a Big Bang and blow up the planet.

You're convinced the Dragon Balls DO exist, and you begin saving up your allowance to go on a quest to find them.

You stand outside screaming "NIMBUS!!" at night (after all, you wouldn't want to embarass your parents by doing it during the day, would you?)

You instantly pummel ANYONE who says Vegeta has a receeding hairline.

You take a martial arts class and ask the instructor when Gregory andd Bubbles will be arriving, then pout and demand to speak to King Ki.

You check every morining to see if you've sprouted a tail.

You buy a plastic toy sword, strap it to your back, and tell anyone who asks that Tabion the Brave gave it to you, then look at them like they're crazy when they ask who that is.

You freak out when you have chicken-pox / measels because you think that all that pink skin means you're turning into Frieza.

You suddenly become a vegetarian and eat nothing but carrots, rice, and other vegetables.

You secretly try to grow Senzu Beans and believe you are succeeding.

You ended up in the hospital because you severely injured your muscles trying to do a Ginyu pose.

You make yourself a perfect replica of Saiyan armour for Halloween.....then refuse to take it off.

You've actually convinced your friends that you met the Dragon Ball Gang last night for drinks.

You name your cat Karin, and nod wisely whenever it meows at you.

You've almost popped a vein in your forehead trying to will yourself to fly.

You learned to use a computer just so you could look at all those neat DBZ pictures.

You then refer to your computer desk as you "Capsule Corp. Lab".

You go outside at night, stare longingly at the stars, and sing; Someday My Princce Will Come.

You know that Vegeta and all the other DBZ characters would find you supremely cool and want to hang out with you.

You refuse you go near your freezer.

You refer to your mom as Chichi (when she isn't within earshot).

You're famous throughout your city for the time when you actually tried to stop a bank robbery with your Kamehameha (and maybe your actually succeeded!)

You failed biology class because of your diagram of a Cell.

Whenever there's a severe storm, you nod wisely and say, "Someone's calling the Dragon...."

You can actually spout off a surprising number of phrases in Japanese.

You've gotten up a five a.m. every morning just to watch the replay of the DBZ episode that was on yesterday....even though you already saw it ten times!

During full moons you stand outside screaming until you pass out.

Even if you're in high school and you're a girl, your parents still shop for your birthday and Christmas presents in the same aisle that they shop in for your little eight-year-old brother....the action figure aisle.

You took home ec. class because you were determined to become a better cook than Chichi.

You took sewing class to learn how to make a cuddly little Vegeta plush toy.

You blast down anyone who insults your Saiyan pride.

When you laugh, you say, "Kameha-ha-ha-ha!"

You burst into tears when a character, ANY character dies, regardless of Dragon Ball Availability

You almost drowned because you stood in the path of an approaching tidal wave, convinced that your Genki Dama summouned it to you

You giggle hysterically when you're told to eat your vegetables.

You begged, pleaded, bribed, and finally beat the crap out of your younger brother for his Burger King Piccolo DBZ toy, and you don't even LIKE Piccolo

You lose sleep over wondering about Frieza's sexual orientation, possibly due to nightmares

You *try* to wrap yourself around your computer, purring contentedly whenever a dbz related download finishes

Your thumbs are sore, cracked, and bleeding but you finally managed to beat DB Ultimate Battle 22 without dying ONCE!

You attacked the guy at the hardware store who looks like Nappa and almost gave him a concussion in your excitement to demand where Vegeta was

You've gotten kicked out of church for standing up in the middle of a funeral and yelling "HEY!!! LET'S JUST GO GET THE DRAGON BALLS!!"

You're convinced that Japan actually has a secret fourth DB series, and they just aren't sharing

You're ALSO convinced that you hold the potential to create another DB series if only Toriyama would return your phone calls

You went into shock when they introduced Frieza's family, then immediately began putting in calls to Jerry Springer about lipstick wearing midgets with english, uncaring giant fathers

You're almost convinced yourself your toaster could POSSIBLY have been made by Dr Gero and therefore has android possibility

Deathly sick and exhausted, you STILL managed to chase down, in the rain, after four hours the dog who ran off with your Kuririn action figure

You spend hours making a power pole in your woodshop class

You watch the weather channel for signs of nimbuses

You believe it's possible to focus your ki into a deadly blast if you really wanted to, but are just too exhausted from all the "Powering Up And Customary Screaming" you've done that day

You made little score cards to hold up during the fight scenes

You try to fuse with your friends.

You try to shoot your teacher with a Big Bang Attack.

You jump off of buildings and try to fly.

You eat rice every night...at a mad speed.

You test your powers out on your little sister.

You dress in red pants with an red shirt every day.

You dye your hair yellow and claim your Super Saiyan.

You scream at people you don't like and then try to blast them.

You only answer to the DBZ name of your choice.
You hate Dende.

You spend hours try ing to use the "instant transmission" and only end up with two finger prints on your forehead.

You strap a piece of colored glass over you left eye and laugh at everyone, telling them what pathetic power levels they have.

You start wearing weighted clothing in order to increase you power level.

You plan to name your son Gohan.

You plan to name your daughter Pan.

You throw fisbees at people and yell "distructo disc."

You draw a "third" eye on your forehead.

You shave your head and put six little dots on your forehead.

You spike your hair and dye it yellow.

You go to the zoo and yell insults at all the monkeys.

When you have a problem you think "what would Goku (Gohan, Vegita...) do."

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Dragonball Z.

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